I confess.....
I never intended to start my blog for the blogger world, I just wanted to update my friends and family on my personal updates....But I confess after reading all the blogs I started reading I find the " I confess thing" pretty awesome so here I go.
1. I confess that I think that the pledge of allegiance not being said EVERYDAY in school like it was in my day is complete BULLSHIT!\
2. I confess that I'm too damn cheap to pay for cable so I have no clue what is going on in the reality TV world, and I honestly could give 2 shits on what these 10 second of fame attention whores are up to.
3. I confess that I want a playmate body, perfect boobs, nice ass and a flat stomach, but I'm not about to spend all my time trying to achieve it. I'll get a Victoria's secret bra and lie like a mother fucker in my clothes like I have a great rack!
4. This refers to the above confesh, having a baby is no damn excuse to let yourself go..PERIOD!
5. I'm one moody ass beotch. One day I'm happy and the next...well just don't pull into my parking space at the grocery store when you know I was waiting....that's asking for a shanking!
6. Lastly I confess that the older my children get the less I have ANY guilt with going out of town without them. Fu*k, us mom's get tired too!
OK I'm done for tonight. Look forward to my next vlog on how much alcohol it takes to be over the legal limit...so you lucky bastards will get to see me drunk! BOOM good time for all!
Enjoy that shot of Brandy....and let it burn going down!
I love you already.
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