If it werent for youtube my kids would be dead

YES this happened. AND nobody died. I simply pulled up the remedy for "how to get scentsy wax off my BALLARD AND DESIGN BENCH ( no big DEAL!) and wood floors. Then I walked upstairs and ran a bath with a tiny glass (maybe just the bottle) of wine and let my 3 soccer playing in the house genius children figure it out....quickly. Everybody lived so all is good

How I really feel about my sick kids

So we have been fighting the yuk virus going around...for like a week and a half. I'm going to give you a little rundown of how I deal with my sick kids....yes, the real honest how I really feel !

Day 1: poor guy...Ill make him a vapor bath and soup

 

Day 2 : Ok ok, lets not milk this

Day 3: You little shit! Now my throat hurts, is this normal?

Day 4: all medicated, I look at Trev...oh Fu*king great

Day 5: who the F is responsible for this...I need to call a hitman

Day I have no F'n clue what day it is.....and if my sweet little angel coughs in my face one more time I'm calling the toddler rescue group, if there is such a thing. PLEASE god bring mercy!

 

 

 

 

Another I confess sesh....per Raven

I could confess to all my dirty little secrets ( and when I say dirty, I mean the pee from my boys failure to aim on the back of my toilet I have yet to clean ) BUUUUUT I think Ill confess to my clean little secrets....
I confess if you come to my house unannounced you will not see dirty dishes in my sink, swear.

I confess that I only judge my own home, not my friends, what can I say, to each their own and I        love my friends for who they are, not the status of their home.

I confess that if I don't make my bed before I leave my house I'm paranoid that someone SOMEWHERE is going to judge me for it.
I confess that I have an addiction to vacuuming, I used to vacuum 3 times a day when my kids were little bc I was convinced they would find a fiber on the ground, choke on it and die, until my friend Laurie told me I was insane and needed to get out of my house more ( thanks LA )

I confess that I tilt my head sideways to see my countertops on an even angle when I clean them, the first time I did this I thought I was going to die bc all the shit I was missing when I was wiping them down.

I confess that between my daughter and I, there is more hair in my bathroom than in a great clips. Something needs to be done about this, but bathrooms are not my strong point.

I confess that I do a little dance when all my laundry is done only to find out my little shit ass kids hid some jeans and socks under their bed ( one dark , one light so its not even a good enough reason to start a new load) Talk about PISS ME OFF!

Lastly I confess that if I didn't act like I had a stick up my ass and learned to chill out more I'd have more time for blogging and coffee dates....HELP ME... the end